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| Paper or plastic? Straight bi or gay? age? Gender? Virgin? Favorite color? Food? Ethnicity? Favorite place? Favorite sexual position? Sport? Pokemon or digimon? Xbox or PS3? Console or PC? Ever been arrested? Worst fear? Secret kink you want to try? Are you in school? What do you do for work? Hunt? Fish? Hobbies? Favorite hobby? Naruto or DBZ? Prefer pubic hair natural, trimmed or shaved?(On the opposite sex/same sex) Can you shoot a gun? What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see the word "Warning" or how about "Reddit"? Am I asking too many questions? Should I have turkey or PB&J for lunch? Favorite alcohol? Lucky number? Should I stay or should I go? Will I ever give you up, let you down, run around or desert you? | Plastic, straight but enjoy the ego boost of being hit on by bears, 35, Male, lost virginity at 30, Purple, Mexican Food, Caucasian (Scottish-German), Dog park, On my back with my wife blowing me, swimming, never played either, Wii, PC ALWAYS, Never arrested, that I will see my death coming, hire a hooker (paying for it just seems kinky), not in school, small business owner, NO hunt, casual fisherman, music-computers-cooking-trivia and boardgames, I've watched some anime but never a fan of DBZ or Naruto, shaved, yes I can shoot and quite well, DUCK, NICE, just the right amount, turkey with provolone and mayo, hard cider, 4, Stay, right after you Rick Roll me. |
| Wow, after reading your biggest fear, i thought "wow thats dumb". And then I really thought about it. Your totally right. I cant really imagine much worse than knowing when and how youre gonna die. | Yeah, it sucks. I was about 8 years old, I was in the bathroom, I looked down at the hexagonal tile and something about the pattern repeating triggered the thought of infinity and then the universe and how small I was and then that I would die some day and there was nothing I could do about it. It also finalized my opinion on the absurdity of organized religion. I consider that day as the day I totally achieved self awareness. |
| Sad that I sat through and read everything? | If your definition of sad it wonderful then yes, very sad. |
| How old were you when you realized you were different? Were your parents supportive? Glad you were able to find someone who loves you for who you are. | I kind of started to realize in high school, and that was during the early 90's. I wound up seeing a Hustler or Swank or something and was horrified at the difference between me and guys in there. I started noticing bulges on guys at school and I had none. I've never talked about it with my parents but they really botches the whole sex thing and had me convinced that if I even kissed a girl I would go to jail for rape. |
| Not to dog your parents, but that sucks they didn't address it. I'm sorry. That might have spared you some emotional turmoil. | Not at all. I have some similar feelings about it. Who knows what might have happened had I had therapy or some kind of additional education. |
| Have you ever considered visiting a doctor? Do you know if there are any medical options for you? | There unfortunately are no realistically viable medical options for me. |
| Are you sure? I get emails all the time that seem like they could sort your problems out in a matter of weeks. | Damnit, I might have a normal penis if only I hadn't enabled my spam filters. |
| What was your first sexual experience like? How did she react? | College. Me 21, her 18. I had no self confidence as I had been rejected recently by two girls I had fallen hard for, and right in a row. So, we dated for a couple weeks and while we were watching a movie one night I heard her sigh in frustration and she grabbed my hand and put it on her boob. We finally moved to the bedroom and we fooled around for a while and then she put her hand in my pants and said, "Oh, its so....um.....hard." She rubbed me for a while but it didn't go anywhere and we went to sleep. Dumped me a couple days later. |
| Was that the worst? Are there any that really stick with you? | Yeah, it was the worst and I didn't have another one until I was 29. However, I wound up with a totally psycho chick that litarlly only wanted oral. So 5 months of me eating her out and then her blowing me and swallowing. EVERY NIGHT. She was also on some sort of heavy birth control so no cycle. It was GLORIOUS....until the psycho came out. |
| Don't stick your tongue in crazy? | Well, since her vag didn't have teeth, it was relatively safe there....until I found out she was banging her boss and she wanted me to beat her like her ex did. So glad I didn't get an STD from her. |
| What was so psycho about her? | Her ex-husband used to beat her. So, as things progressed, she wanted me to start hitting her. I eventually slapped her a couple times and she was like, "No, fucking punch me. I want to lose teeth" (she already had a bridge for 4-5 missing ones) She wound up dumping me because I wouldn't beat her. At the time I was so needy I didn't know it but her leaving me was the best thing she did for me. I do miss her amazing mouth though. My wife is good, but she was porn star good. |
| Dude, I wouldn't go dissing your wife's blow jobs if I were u. | Words of wisdom. |
| Do you have any sympathy for the psycho ex who was abused? I mean, she was a victim of abuse. = ( Did she get therapy? I hope so. | She turned pretty vile. Left me for a guy that did hit her, who then got her hooked on cocaine and she lost her job. Sure I had sympathy for her but she moved on. I have no idea what happened to her. |
| How did your wife react when you told heshe first found out? | The internet is an amazing thing. As I basically became a hermit after college, staying online when I wasn't at work, I started webcamming on places like Webcamnow. I would just sit there broadcasting my micropenis and some random women would start talking to me. I found out that there was a rather large group of women that like small penises. I had a hell of a lot of really hot cam on cam and phone sex over the years. |
| I met my wife online so she actually saw it by camera first and she likes the small size. It fits her mouth perfectly and she had a bad vaginal tear at some point that required surgery so she is extremely tight for a normal penis but perfect for mine. | |
| Aww. Everyone finds a way to fit together with someone. Your micropenis and tight wife make for a touching love story. All joking aside, that's awesome that you were able to find her. Happiness to you both! | Aye, the crazy combos that occur in life are amazing. Thanks for the well wishes and the same to you. |
| that kids, is how I met your mother. | Nice. Not having TV, I am glad I got that. |
| LOL, I stalked and showed my dick on some sites including Webcamnow but only gay men (or people claiming they are female but refused to prove it) were interested in my penis. :/ (maybe because i don't have a micropenis, but it's under average by any standards, at about 4,5"...) | Yeah, I had to wade through lots of dick. I got desensitized pretty quickly. |
| Is it hard to fap? Like can you use your whole hand? or just the thumb and pointer finger? | Yeah, thumb and pointer mostly and that is while laying back. I usually use a massager with a vibrating ball and it works pretty well. It gives me some extra reach and feels good at the same time. |
| I actually do have a question I forgot to ask. I read that your wife saw your penis before you two hooked up. Was this the case with the 2 other girls you had sex with? If not, did you bring it up before you had sex with them, or...? | The second (the psycho from other stories in here) wound up taking things slow as well and she eventually wound up sneaking her hand up my shorts in a sneak attack while watching a movie and stroked me for like half an hour before taking me to the bedroom for my first and oh so glorious blowjob. My penis was apparently absolutely perfect for her mouth. She never said anything negative about it, even when the fighting started. I have had regular physicals most of my life and the doctors never said anything about it. I've never had problems with erections, although orgasming can take a couple hours sometimes. I can usually tell in the first 15 minutes if its going to take a long time and let my wife stop. |
| Is it difficult to pee straight? | Extremely. Heh, great question. I basically have to drop my pants and lean forward with my hand on the wall on front of me. To add to this, yes I pee in the shower, but only when I am taking a shower. |
| So you assume the drunk guy stance when you have to pee? | Lol, yeah, exactly - stalls only, no urinals. |
| Dude, this is exactly how I pee, too! It's real hard not to drip on the floor. | It is. I keep a canister of Clorox wipes on the back of the tank to keep the floor sanitary. |
| Why not just sit down on the toilet? | Because there is basically no length to my penis when sitting down, my urine would just spray out onto the floor. |
| Use a urine deflector. Wow I made that up, decided to google it for shits n giggles...they're REAL!! | Heh, while not a bad idea, I have actually tried one. The splashback is too messy. It keeps it mostly in the bowl but quite a bit gets on me. Using it meant mandatory shower in which case I might as well just pee in the shower. |
| Do you often attempt penetration with your wife? | Not often, maybe twice a month or so. But, we have lots of toys and the Hitachi magic wand has become her personal savior. |
| Penetration is really only possible with her laying on her back on the edge of the bed and me standing on the floor. | |
| Still more then me, dude. I envy you. | You have my full empathy sir. |
| What causes a micropenis--is it genetic? | I guess. I wound up seeing my dad once (shudder) when I was in high school and he looked normal so maybe I got the bad genes from my mom's side. |
| I have to be up early tomorrow because I'm moving. The fuck am I doing looking at pictures of a dude's dick at 4:00am?! | I can only hope they brought a smile to your weary head. |
| Given that you do have a small penis, but have found a woman so accepting of it, do you feel it's overrated, having a large penis? What I mean is, is the love in your relationship stronger than feelings of inadequacy? | Yes, our love is stronger and it has greatly lessened my feelings of inadequacy. When you hear most small penis jokes, they still involves a relatively normal size, just on the smaller side. Me however, I was scared to date because if things went well, I couldn't wear a condom and that whole scenario terrified me. So I just didn't date and on the rare occasion that I did go out, I just ignored any signals and never let it progress. |
| I think society's emphasis on penis size, and looks in general, is one of our worse attributes. I shudder to think how many people that could have gone on to great things faded away because of their personal inadequacies. | |
| I couldn't wear a condom. I give you fingdoms. Link to en.wikipedia.org. No idea if it would actually work for you. But if you have the need, might be worth a shot. | I actually did try those. I was both relieved and disappointed when they were too small. |
| Why is it that everyone that has a micropenis is always fat ? | Well in my case, the psychological damage from feel inadequate caused me to withdraw from society and find comfort in food. It was relatively under control until I moved out. Food never laughs at you or tells you no. I discovered the joy that was a family sized Stouffer's Macaroni and Cheese or 2 boxes of Hamburger Helper Stroganoff with 2 pounds of ground buffalo or a box of Twinkees and a half gallon of milk. I could lock myself in my room, pig out and light those pleasure centers in my brain up and then jack off until I passed out. Rinse and repeat. Actually, there was no rinse. Just repeat. |
| Just a question....... | The fat just makes it worse than it already is, at least it did in my case. |
| You sit at your desk naked? | Yes. We are essentially in-home nudists. We are completely comfortable around each other so when we get home, the clothes go off. This is also made easier by not having kids. |
| Do you ever walk around with a strap on? | I have thought about it but never done it. |
| Just a question: How exactly do the mechanics of sex work when you can't penetrate that deeply? I imagine it's kind of difficult. | My wife is the only woman I've had intercourse with so she technically took my virginity. The position we discovered that works well is with her on her back on the edge of the bed with her legs pulled back and me standing on the floor. It gets in and actually gives her pleasure because of prior vaginal surgery that makes her very tight. |
| The trick though is a Hitachi Magic Wand. We wedge it between us after she gets excited enough and orgasms just roll out. She usually stops after around 10 or so. | |
| Side note - Anal is impossible for us. So many men are always going on about how they want anal and can't get it. For us, my wife wants it and I can't give it to her so she has to rely on her buttplugs for that. | |
| Christ. I would say nothing is holding you guys back from a fantastic sex life. | It really is pretty good. She's also got a pretty regular cycle so I can guess what days she is in the mood and when she isn't. It makes things pretty easy and keeps her satisfied. |
| Wait, did the other one turn out to be fake? | It looked that way to me. People were calling out the pics and then the thread got removed. If I have incorrectly accused it then I apologize. |
| What's your favorite kind of salad dressing? | Blue cheese, fresh made. |
| I don't know a better way to put this. Are you with your girlfriend because you were physically attracted to her, or because she accepted you? | Very valid question. At first, I was so desperate for companionship, I didn't care. She was female, alive, and willing to touch me. I literally moved her across the country in the hopes that I might finally lose my virginity. She was willing to move because she was sick of living with her parents. |
| It was rather awkward in the beginning because while we had talked for over a year, we never got to date. So she would stay shut in her bedroom for the first couple weeks, only to come out and talk occassionally and get meals. Then one night she comes to my room naked and throws me on the bed. She climbed on and took my virginity. | |
| Things improved once that hurdle no longer existed. We found out that we had a lot of common interests. Over a couple years we got to really know each other wound up getting along really well with each others families. | |
| So now, yes, I am physically attracted to her. I also care very much for her and feel protective of her. I know I got very lucky because it was entirely possible that it wouldn't work out. We beat the odds. | |
| Are you aware that condoms as small as 3 inches now exist? Given you are longer than those condoms, albeit by 1/4 inch, there are guys out there smaller than you - so.. chin up :-) | What I found amusing is that a couple years ago I came across a custom condom size website that had everything from micro to elephant and the smallest couple sizes were always sold out. |
| My mom wants to know if you tried one of those vacuum things? | Tell your mom yes, I have stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner. It did not provide the pleasure I was hoping for and no, it did not rip it off. |
| I thought about this question and sorry if you already answered but what did you tell the first girl you became intimate with beforehand? | Absolutely nothing. She made the first move. |
| Do your ejaculations shoot, or do they just "meh"? | My ejaculations mostly used to be like Peter North impressive, seriously. It was a mess. I got myself accidentally in the face more than just a few times over the years. But, as I've gotten older, they have decreased in volume and intensity. Now its about half spurt with an inch or so of distance and half dribble so yeah, now its mostly meh. |
| On a related note, that's what women that I regularly webcammed with over the years liked most. | |
| That's fucking badass! But wait.. does that mean that as I age my cumshots will become less impressive? | It is entirely possible. My doctor said it varies from person to person and is normal. Strength and volume don't really matter, it is color. You just want to make sure you don't have blood in it, just like about anything else that comes out of your body. |
| For what it is worth now that I am married and have no need to father children, I would be perfectly content with dry orgasms now if I could somehow make that happen. | |
| Are you circumcised or uncircumcised? | Unfortunately circumcised. |
| Imagine if this was in real life and someone came up to you and said "hey wanna see pictures of my micropenis" you'd me like fuck no, but on Reddit we're all super eager about it. It's awesome. In a way. | It is. Fortunately, you get to mostly self filter. In real life your only recourse is to basically raise your arms in the air and yell, "I need an adult!" |
| Pics of your wife or she doesn't exist. | Unless I missed it elsewhere in the thread, I am amazed you are the first person to ask of proof of her existence. I thought it would happen right away. Ask and ye shall receive. |
| Link to i.imgur.com | |
| This is the best I can do, My friend. Link to thenicestplaceontheinter.net. | I actually hadn't seen that before. Rather sweet actually. I thank you for that. |
| Fucking hell, as a guy I can only begin to have an idea of what this would be like. Gotta lot of respect for this ama. | Thank you sir. I wish you and your normal penis a wonderful and happy life. |
| I would like to second pantsoffire's comment. Mad respect for you having the confidence to be able to talk about this with so many of us. :) | Thanks, it has been great. I can't believe the time has flown like it has. |
| I do not like humiliation porn, and do not like to be humiliated. I don;t even like girls to mention it's size. | Are you.....me?!? I almost checked under my desk to see if someone is taking more pictures. I feel your pain sir. I too HATE humiliation porn and just embarrassing moments for anyone for the most part. |
| Glad to hear you have someone, now. I am still looking. I give up for a couple years at a time, sometimes, until I can't take being alone any longer. I am currently looking, again. | I totally found my wife after I gave up and stopped looking. Same with the woman prior to her. I wish you all the best in your search. There is someone out there that is a perfect fit. |
| TIL that a conversation about micro peens can be educational, rational, and wholly warm hearted. Fuckin A guys-this is why, this is why, this is why I reddit. Well done sirs, and madam. | I totally agree. There have been a huge amount of great questions and mostly positive comments. It has been a wonderful evening for me and hopefully others as well. |
| After reading this thread, I just wanna let you know you seem like a really cool dude, op. | Thank you kindly for the ego boost. I hope you are considered cool and well liked by your peers as well. |
| Don't worry, man. At least if you ever get kidney stones they'd be less painful for you to pass! | Nice, that is definitely a potential positive. |
| Also annoying erections won't pop up and stick through your pants. | Very true, although this backfired one night. I was grinding against this milfy woman from work several years ago and we were both plastered and I was feeling uncharacteristically bold and confident....until she reached down and grabbed my crotch through my pants, got a confused look on her face and asked, "Where is it?" Yeah, right in the feels. One of the only times I've driven drunk but I just had to get out of there. |
| Must have been real awkward to see her at work again. | It wasn't too bad. She was pretty plastered and she never commented or anything, but where she had previously flirted quite a bit with me, that pretty much stopped. |
| Those ancient Greek statues with the penis smaller than the balls suddenly make sense. | You make an excellent point. I'd move to Greece but I don't have the mustache for it. |
| Don't wanna disappoint you but that was ancient Greece and big penises were considered barbaric. Small was sophisticated and beautiful. Not so much in Modern Greece, sorry. | Once again I realize I was born in the wrong era. |
| Its a good thing you don't have a nanopenis or you would be hearing from Apple. | Thank God for.....Small Favors.....YEEEEEEEEEEAH. |
| Well I don't know how this AMA made you feel OP, but it sure made us feel great. | It made me feel quite good as well. There were far more polite and truly curious people than I could have hoped for. I am completely thrilled that it turned out as well as it did. |
| From a females perspective,if you act like a man and treat a lady like a gentlemen, size doesn't matter,besides its 2012. If your lady isn't satisfied at times,use toys. | Agreed. Just the other day my wife told me, "Nothing can ever happen to you, I need you." That really set the hooks deep in my heart. And yes, the toy chest is well stocked, heh. Her Hitatchi Magic Wand is a Godsend. |
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